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captainlatte:

Overheated Toronto journalist compares #BlueJays Josh Johnson to Apollo.
Let’s just see if this comp holds water, shall we?                   Josh Johnson       ApolloBorn            Jan 31, 1984          Way before thatNickname    JJ                            ApoLOLThrows        Right-handed         Jealous tantrumsBats            Left-handed           Switch hitterHeight         6’7”                        13’ statue, must be realParents       Al & Bonnie            Zeus & LetoSpouse       Heidi                       Everyone elseOk, works for me.

captainlatte:

Overheated Toronto journalist compares #BlueJays Josh Johnson to Apollo.

Let’s just see if this comp holds water, shall we?

                   Josh Johnson       Apollo
Born            Jan 31, 1984          Way before that
Nickname    JJ                            ApoLOL
Throws        Right-handed         Jealous tantrums
Bats            Left-handed           Switch hitter
Height         6’7”                        13’ statue, must be real
Parents       Al & Bonnie            Zeus & Leto
Spouse       Heidi                       Everyone else

Ok, works for me.

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